How long is Behold the Kickmen?

Behold the Kickmen takes about 3h 5m to beat the main story, or around 4h 42m with extras.

How long does it take to 100% Behold the Kickmen?

A completionist run of Behold the Kickmen takes about 6h 49m.

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Behold the Kickmen

Indie Casual Arcade

Developer: Size Five Games|Publisher: Ant Workshop Ltd, Size Five Games

Playtime

Updated community averages based on player submissions.

Main Story

3h 5m

Main + Extra

4h 42m

Completionist

6h 49m

Media

1 video + 5 screenshots

Links

Steam Nintendo Official Twitch

About This Game

Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

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Last updated Mar 7, 2026