Playtime
Updated community averages based on player submissions.
Main Story
1h 6m
Main + Extra
1h 43m
Completionist
2h 49m
Media
1 video + 5 screenshotsLinks
About This Game
Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation. Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button. Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.
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Last updated Mar 7, 2026
