How long is Think of the Children?

Think of the Children takes about 3h 22m to beat the main story, or around 6h 6m with extras.

75Meta Score

Mixed67% · 101

Think of the Children

Simulator Action

Developer: Jammed Up Studios|Publisher: Fellow Traveller, Surprise Attack Games

Playtime

Updated community averages based on player submissions.

Main Story

3h 22m

Main + Extra

6h 6m

Completionist

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Media

1 video + 5 screenshots

Links

Steam GOG Nintendo PlayStation Official Twitch X / Twitter

About This Game

In this party game, little Bobby's chasing a feral dog, the BBQ's on fire, Jen's eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It's just another wonderful day with the kids so... Ready! Set! Parent!

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Last updated Mar 7, 2026